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August 1
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This is what happens when I listen to this song or whenever I hang out with a certain jewish girl who lives in washington heights. It’s always a dance party. I hope salmon won’t get jealous that I have another breast friend.

i love weezer. i love chiptunes. weezer and chiptunes = fucking awesome.

here’s tugboats version of el scorcho.

you can download the whole album here. Also Dad who makes chiptunes and of anamanaguchi is also on it performing Holiday. It’s a great cover dad!

i love my sons cuz i’m peter berkman of anamanaguchi and i also make chiptunes.

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July 27

B(attle)Log 14 Hermes V. Agrias

Agrias finds her one true cock amidst a million penises.

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I went to W.VA and  and I had sex in the woods and he called me lil sister and we drove around in a beat up pick up
it was awesome
man…
yup and he ordered me around and called me “woman” he also picked wildflowers for me and made a sculpture out of flowers and a deer skull
outta one million penises, i guess you found your one penis
I did. his penis is awesome he gets mad if I fixate on it too much though
i’m posting this
fuck you. he announced to his friends that we had sex in the woods. I was so embarrassed. I left this morning and before we got up I started playing with his penis
he stopped me
i’m gonna announce it to the rest of the internet

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July 22

Hey, Hermes. Post something.

smallsarm♥

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July 7
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smallsarmThis is the song of the week. Another one by Sabrepulse

Sabrepulse - Skyfire Ace

Album - Chipbreak Wars

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Ex-Boyfriends… Sigh…

Ex-Boyfriends will never ever get old. It doesn’t matter if they’re 100 miles away or whatever, they’ll always be the thorn in everyones side. If I ever ran to the epitome of an Ex-Boyfriend, it might end up probably like this.

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good day sir.

who the fuck are YOU?

who am i you ask? why, i’m the epitome of everyone’s ex-boyfriends!

ohh fuck me…

no good sir, for i do not fuck you. i fuck the girl that you are currently interested in. rather… i’ve fucked them.

yeah yeah. the fuck is up with your arm?

oh this arm? this arm is always open and waiting to hold on to my ex-girlfriend whom you are interested in when you aren’t looking. for you see… i still have “feelings” for them. ALL OF THEM and i cannot wait to bed them again. oh i do love making you jealous. do i make you jealous? do i make you MAD?

yes, you make me feel everything and anything all at once. i want to destroy you ex-boyfriend.

ohh? but by destroying me you destroy yourself!!! for you’re an ex-boyfriend too!!! mwuahahaha!!!

what…? oh my god!!! NO!!!!!!

you will never be rid of me!!! i will forever make you my insecure bitch!!!

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June 29
So, who’s this mike jackson guy? Apparently he sang some songs that were really cool and now he died or something. That sucks, dying sucks but everyone won’t shut up about this guy. I think he was in free willy or something. You know, that movie with that whale shark or something like that and the kid who was some orphan or something. This is what he apparently looks like. I mean I know a michael jackson and he hates fat girls. Oh well, who ever this mike jackson is, sorry you’re dead. - hee-hee!!! - Hi, I’m Peter Berkman of Anamanaguchi and I also make Chiptunes. I’m sad…

So, who’s this mike jackson guy? Apparently he sang some songs that were really cool and now he died or something. That sucks, dying sucks but everyone won’t shut up about this guy. I think he was in free willy or something. You know, that movie with that whale shark or something like that and the kid who was some orphan or something.

This is what he apparently looks like. I mean I know a michael jackson and he hates fat girls. Oh well, who ever this mike jackson is, sorry you’re dead.

- hee-hee!!! - Hi, I’m Peter Berkman of Anamanaguchi and I also make Chiptunes. I’m sad…

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June 26

Weeknights are a bitch!

Weeknights truly are a bitch and a half. I’ve been so tired lately and I have been asked to hang out several times by friends but nooooo it’s a frigging weeknight and I have frigging work the next day! Weeknights I hate you.

This is how my conversation would go if it were real…

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ohh hiii! LOL my name is nikki weeknight! UR Kee-YUHT! wanna have sex?!

hi nik-wait… WHAT?!

like we should totally do it! i’m soooo horny!!!

ohhh fuck yeah!!! let’s do it!!!

okay! just take off your pants!

SAAAWEEEET!! *drops pants*

ooooh! quick sam sam sam! come quick! look at his weiner!!! LOLOL

ohhh my god dude!!! WTF

what the fuck!!!

i wasn’t gonna have sex with you! you’re ugly!!! LOLOLOL

FUCK YOU WEEKNIGHTS! FUCK YOU FOR COCKTEASING ME! FUCK YOU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP AND TOTALLY SHITTING ON ME!!! I HATE YOU.

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June 22
So this is Kate. I dunno what to really say except that she was my girlfriend for almost 7 years. We started dating in 2001 and then the last remaining years of our relationship just kept deteriorating. It was mostly rusty on my end and it soon spread to hers. I kind of… no I was a dick during our last years together. I was in-love with her but it just seemed like the more things she did the more I got annoyed. Nothing really excited me anymore and her interests were far from mine. Rather, I grew out of what she was into. She was heavy into anime. I just wasn’t into it at all. Funny story about Kate was she was actually the best friend of the girl who owned the toilet that I squished my poo furiously at. I haven’t spoken to Kate for a few months now. The thing was, after our relationship ended, I tried to be her friend but she just acted like a total bitch to me. It’s understandable, I broke up with her and it was just her way of getting over everything. She has a boyfriend now. I’m not gonna say anything about that but since she’s had her beau, she’s been trying to be friends with me again but I really have no interest in being her friend at this moment. I just hope she’s way happier now. I think she is. We once had a talk about our post break up and she told me that she was in-love with a ghost since the guy that used to be in-love with her no longer exists and turned into this monster. She’s monster free now. Hopefully it stays that way. As for our future. I don’t think we’ll ever be in a relationship together ever again. I just don’t see it happening. We’ve already spent almost a decade being inseparable. We need to go our separate ways. I forgot to mention that we did have fun for the time we had. Thanks for helping me grow up.

So this is Kate. I dunno what to really say except that she was my girlfriend for almost 7 years. We started dating in 2001 and then the last remaining years of our relationship just kept deteriorating. It was mostly rusty on my end and it soon spread to hers. I kind of… no I was a dick during our last years together. I was in-love with her but it just seemed like the more things she did the more I got annoyed.

Nothing really excited me anymore and her interests were far from mine. Rather, I grew out of what she was into. She was heavy into anime. I just wasn’t into it at all. Funny story about Kate was she was actually the best friend of the girl who owned the toilet that I squished my poo furiously at.

I haven’t spoken to Kate for a few months now. The thing was, after our relationship ended, I tried to be her friend but she just acted like a total bitch to me. It’s understandable, I broke up with her and it was just her way of getting over everything. She has a boyfriend now. I’m not gonna say anything about that but since she’s had her beau, she’s been trying to be friends with me again but I really have no interest in being her friend at this moment.

I just hope she’s way happier now. I think she is. We once had a talk about our post break up and she told me that she was in-love with a ghost since the guy that used to be in-love with her no longer exists and turned into this monster. She’s monster free now. Hopefully it stays that way.

As for our future. I don’t think we’ll ever be in a relationship together ever again. I just don’t see it happening. We’ve already spent almost a decade being inseparable. We need to go our separate ways.

I forgot to mention that we did have fun for the time we had. Thanks for helping me grow up.

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smallsarmHere’s a track for sampling.

Sabrepulse - Party Bomb!

Album - Chipbreak Wars

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Bits

smallsarmHello reader(s)! Sabrepulse is quickly becoming one of my favorite 8-bit artists. I recommend that you go here http://www.crunchyco.com/music/sabrepulse.html#disc and download some or all of his tracks. The tracks are all free and out of Sabrepulse’s many styles, I’m sure you will find something that you like.

i’m pete from Anamanaguchi and i also make chiptunes and i approve of this post.

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