FOR PLEASE SAKES

B(attle)Log 20 Hermes V. Frog King

here’s a convo i had with a creamy lady… head of a 23 year old girl.. hands of a child… body of a mongoose… about the number 2.

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I took a nice dump today

did it smell?

I mean I guess it wasn’t like A SUPER RANK one. it was a super big one though

like SUPERRRRR big… the end!!!

like did it feel good coming out?

yes and then the end was like epically amazing

I feel so good now

dude, i just came

B(attle)Log 19 Sam V. Chadarnook

Here’s a conversation I had with Liane about celebs.

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so really that summer of death thing was so true
no one has died in months
no one IMPORTANT
hahaha
srsly
yeah
who even died recently?
i dont even know
just goes to show
it’s weird
really really weird
maybe some one will die today
fingers crossed
i’m so bored
this day needs a celeb death
HAHAHAHAHA
BEST

B(attle)Log 18 Sam V. Kendra

Here’s a conversation I had with Kendra about her Dachshunds.

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there’s annie, the stunning, curvaceous one
remember?
stunning
hahah
and then the one that is secretly an insect covered in felt
hahahahahah

B(attle)Log 17 Sam V. Dahling

loldongs

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no dongs though
no, only dongs

FINE

Salmon Hermes Cut(e) Scene 5

im gonna put my mouth on some vaginas

ohhh man

B(attle)Log 16 Hermes V. Agrias

Agrias was looking for someone to dog sit for her. I asked sam and sam then asked his friend Kendra. She’s white.

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Kendra’s gonna dog sit!
she’s white. remember to be nice
ok well, we have that in common at least
does she wear her sweaters around her shoulders or her waist?
no but she’s blonde and likes having sex on wednesdays
well, my hair has faded a lot so I’, kinda blonde
ok well, I’m going to change my sheets for her so she can have sex on clean sheets
nice. put cameras, i wanna see it

B(attle)Log 15 Sam V. Flea

Here’s a conversation I had with a musician friend.

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big show tomorrow!
shh i’m eating
dont remind me i’ll barf
oh
i mean, what show?
thanks!
i’m going to throw peas and corn at you guys
and everyone will think i’m in the know
whatever floats your boat just no pies or tomatoes please
i dont wana fuck up my fly outfit

ok, i’ll leave that fanny pack at home then
youre dressing up as a fly!?!!
cooool1!
real kule!!1